How's Your VD?

How's your VD??..here's a snippet of mine...I was given & consumed many sweets from the kiddos @ school; after said school...I picked up a single red rose made entirely of feathers and a non-mushy,yet generic/platonic card from $Tree...a brief stop for lovely "edible" confections then off to Luigi's Pizza for a large meatball sub to go, and a tall Blue Moon w/orange slice while I waited..next stop Walgreens...I had a premonition, imagine that...and lo and behold a half gallon of Captain Morgan...$19.99, yeah, you heard me, half gallon...@ home, made a fire in 3 minutes, because I'm that good, enjoying aforementioned adult beverage and savoring an edible delight...yes I write...so, "how's your VD?"

used to...

I used to have mind blowing sex after ingesting cannibis, now I just cry...but after another beer or two I'll be ready for cake.